Lemony Snicket would’ve made a great college writing professor
(Source: roololing)
Lemony Snicket would’ve made a great college writing professor
(Source: roololing)
I just played with my boobs in the mirror for far too long.
College-graduate life. <3
(via comedictragedy)
The show’s definitely run its course and really should’ve ended by now, but still. I’d be lying if I said the ending to this season’s finale didn’t make me sigh with relief a little.
(Source: theplushbear, via comedictragedy)
(Source: dirtylies-myregards, via comedictragedy)
I keep running into so many people when walking around in my neighborhood.
“Oh you graduated! Congratulations! I see you’re getting settled back in here, eh?”
Shutupshutupshutupshutup.
Yes, I graduated. Thank you. Yes, I’m back home. Getting settled? Well, I guess you could call it that, but that also makes it sound like I’m planning on sticking around here a lot longer than I intend to.
Ugh.
I just don’t know.
I went to BJ’s earlier today to buy yogurt and the girl checking my receipt at the door totally knows me—we went to high school together, she was a year older than me, she always had the biggest crush on one of my old boyfriends and I think secretly resents me because I was the one that actually dated him, for 7 months in the 10th-11th grade thank you very much—yet didn’t even say one word to me.
Yeah fuck this place.
Whatever happened to people being friendly, eh?
I’m over it.
I have work in two hours, thank holy God, because I haven’t worked since Saturday and I’m just about to lose my freaking mind.

SLC Punk
This.
(Source: dolleigh)
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This movie fucking kills me.
Don’t you see? We are dying. I longed desperately to escape, to pack my bags and free, but I did not.
(Source: donnahobson)

Meryl Streep & Kevin Kline
THE SEAGULL